funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, “you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again” and 118 cardinals were like damn, he’s right, we can’t let him escape
people on twitter arguing over whether cardinal tedesco is brat or whatever when it’s really very simple. he’s a reactionary fascist who i would beat to death with hammers if i met him on the street AND sergio castelillto’s performance managed to out-cunt stanley tucci who was already operating at terminal levels of mother. what’s not to understand?
conclave is so good it’s like. what if you were catholic and suicidal and suddenly you became important at work but all your coworkers suck and hate you and then a beautiful angel shows up and there’s also a guy there vaping all the time. cardinal lawrence should have started biting people.
